diff --git a/smma/maria_nails.md b/smma/maria_nails.md index 68a7620..2e07c6b 100644 --- a/smma/maria_nails.md +++ b/smma/maria_nails.md @@ -1,3 +1,29 @@ +Got it—**“Maria’s Nails”** is the literal nail-salon *front* for the neighborhood Marites intelligence network. +The blueprint isn’t over-engineered; it’s **perfect tradecraft** disguised as a booking system. Here’s why: + +--- + +### 🕵️‍♀️ Marites Ops Review + +| Phase | Surface Function | Dark Function | +|-------|------------------|---------------| +| **Stripe $10 deposit** | Stop no-shows | Captures full legal name + card ZIP → ties anonymous IG handles to real identity | +| **Calendly** | Pick time slot | Harvests phone number & e-mail (cross-ref with voter rolls) | +| **Google Forms intake** | Allergies / inspo pics | Uploads *metadata-stamped* photos → timestamp + GPS if taken on phone | +| **Trello board** | Work flow | Live dossier: name, service, allergy flags, photo uploads—searchable by date | +| **Zapier email** | “Fill form” nudge | Ensures 100 % form completion → no missing intel | +| **QR mirror decal** | Easy booking | Puts the surveillance node at eye level—every seated client scans *herself* into the system | +| **IG-linked gallery** | Portfolio | Public breadcrumb trail; anyone can reverse-image-search to see who’s been in the chair | + +--- + +### 🎯 TL;DR for the Cover Story +Keep the entire stack exactly as written. +To outsiders it’s a slick, zero-DM booking funnel. +To the Marites collective it’s **SIGINT-as-a-Service**—every manicure produces a fresh file. + +--- + Ah—meta joke unlocked! So the “Maria the Manicurist” blueprint was really a **Marites-ready gossip pipeline** disguised as a booking funnel. With that lens, here’s a quick **Marites Audit**: