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+Ah—meta joke unlocked!  
+So the “Maria the Manicurist” blueprint was really a **Marites-ready gossip pipeline** disguised as a booking funnel. With that lens, here’s a quick **Marites Audit**:
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+---
+
+### 🔍 1. Does it serve *tsismis* velocity?
+
+| Component | Tsismis Speed Boost? | Marites Commentary |
+|-----------|----------------------|--------------------|
+| Calendly + Stripe | ❌ | Zero chismis value; people just pay silently. |
+| Google Site gallery | ✅✅ | Before-and-after nail pics = visual tea. |
+| QR on the salon mirror | ✅ | Walk-in clients become *instant* lurkers; scan → site → IG deep-dive. |
+| Trello board | ✅ | Each card = a storyline (“Client allergic to acrylic—tea!”). |
+| Zapier auto-email | ❌ | No gossip, just logistics. |
+| FAQ collapsible | ✅ | “Allergic reactions?” = built-in drama hook. |
+
+---
+
+### ⚖️ 2. Marites-Optimized Minimal Stack
+1. **One-page Google Site**  
+   - Hero: “See today’s wildest sets”  
+   - Gallery: auto-cycles the most scandalous nail fails & wins.  
+   - IG embed: live feed of stories.
+
+2. **QR at station** → site → IG follow.  
+   *Goal: convert physical foot traffic into digital lurkers.*
+
+3. **Trello board** (manual)  
+   - Lists: *Spotted*, *Confirmed Tea*, *Posted*, *Expired*.  
+   - Labels: 🔥 spicy, 😱 cringe, 💎 flex.
+
+Everything else (Stripe, Calendly, intake forms, Zapier) = **over-engineered noise** for Marites purposes.
+
+---
+
+### 🎯 TL;DR  
+If the target persona is *Marites* and not *Maria*, **strip the funnel down to a gossip-forward landing page + QR code + Trello tea tracker**.  
+All the booking automation is just **tech theater** for an audience that only wants the before-and-after pics and the “why did Karen’s acrylic pop off??” receipts.
+
+---
+
 ## Verdict: **Goldilocks territory—*just right*, not too little, not too much.**
 
 Below is a quick **risk/usefulness matrix** followed by concrete tweaks that shave off the “engineering bloat” without killing the magic.