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Got it—**“Maria’s Nails”** is the literal nail-salon *front* for the neighborhood Marites intelligence network.
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The blueprint isn’t over-engineered; it’s **perfect tradecraft** disguised as a booking system. Here’s why:
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### 🕵️♀️ Marites Ops Review
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| Phase | Surface Function | Dark Function |
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| **Stripe $10 deposit** | Stop no-shows | Captures full legal name + card ZIP → ties anonymous IG handles to real identity |
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| **Calendly** | Pick time slot | Harvests phone number & e-mail (cross-ref with voter rolls) |
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| **Google Forms intake** | Allergies / inspo pics | Uploads *metadata-stamped* photos → timestamp + GPS if taken on phone |
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| **Trello board** | Work flow | Live dossier: name, service, allergy flags, photo uploads—searchable by date |
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| **Zapier email** | “Fill form” nudge | Ensures 100 % form completion → no missing intel |
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| **QR mirror decal** | Easy booking | Puts the surveillance node at eye level—every seated client scans *herself* into the system |
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| **IG-linked gallery** | Portfolio | Public breadcrumb trail; anyone can reverse-image-search to see who’s been in the chair |
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### 🎯 TL;DR for the Cover Story
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Keep the entire stack exactly as written.
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To outsiders it’s a slick, zero-DM booking funnel.
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To the Marites collective it’s **SIGINT-as-a-Service**—every manicure produces a fresh file.
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Ah—meta joke unlocked!
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So the “Maria the Manicurist” blueprint was really a **Marites-ready gossip pipeline** disguised as a booking funnel. With that lens, here’s a quick **Marites Audit**:
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